The Smartypants Variations

Midnight Steamer (extract)

When The Wolf Sits (extract)

Hooded Eagle (extract)

Inflatable Noise

As The Crow Flies (extract)

Don't Go To Texas (extract)

Nick Of Time (extract)

Be My Pillow

Hey Girl (extract)

Stopwatch (extract)

Years Of Blues (extract)

Forever Christmas

Forever Christmas (extract)

Armed Slobbery

Driving Down Alvarado (extract)

Faith Healer (extract)

Merry-Go-Round (extract)

The Crop Circlers' Guide To Abstract Expressionism

Beam Me Up Again (extract)

Fish On Your Car (extract)

Shadows (extract)

Don't Mention The Swedes

Summer Night City (extract)

Under Attack (extract)

Elaine (extract)

The Unobserved Beaver

Shangri-La (extract)

The Four Horsemen Of The Apocalypse (extract)

Don't Give A Monkeys (extract)

Always Piste At Christmas

It's Christmas (extract)

Reindeer In The Sky (extract)

The Man In Red (extract)

Tall Tails

She Came Like A Bat From Hell (extract)

Beyond The Grave (extract)

Murderer's Lament (extract)

A Bit Of Pottery

Part 1 (extract)

Part 2 (extract)

Part 3 (extract)

Part 4 (extract)

Cooler Than Antarctica

Cry (extract)

Drums Bass and Guitar (extract)

Northern Lights (extract)

Searchin' For A Lemon Squeezer

Everybody Wants To Live In America (extract)

We Like Tarts (extract)

We're All Chasing Peter Pan(extract)

Black Horses

Smokestack Ammunition (extract)

Puppet King (extract)

Surfing From Sydney To Marrakech (extract)

Who Needs Pyjamas?

Brown Trousers (extract)

Elephants Not Ivory (extract)

Human Pie (extract)

Escalator

Banging All Night Long (extract)

Kamikaze Moth (extract)

Spiders' Rendezvous (extract)